Got Frazzled?

What’s today? Ohhh I’ll tell you what today is…it’s just ANOTHER manic Monday. Haha..are you singing any Bangles yet?

Seriously…I don’t understand why my Mondays have to suck so much lately. I don’t know if it’s 1. because I love my weekends so much or 2. because it’s just crazier lately or 3. because everyone is out to get me..hahaha. No, but seriously, I’ve been running around the office, trying to come up with a way to cut myself in half so that I can be in my office working and still running around getting all the other crap done. I keep hoping something will slow down, but so far..no luck! I’m not kidding, by the end of the day, my hair should look something like this………




Is it Tuesday yet?

Tigers vs. Tigers

Wow!! What a game...the poor Tigers of Memphis held on as long as they could, but the Tigers of Missouri....were on fire!! Mizzou simply outplayed Memphis...and by outplayed...I mean they were IN CONTROL! I did feel bad for Memphis...not because they lost their first game in what...25 games? No! I just really like Roburt Sallie and Tyreke Evans...that Tyreke..wow what a freshman! OH and I can definitely do without Coach John Calipari...bleh...that guy...not a fan! Did you know...John Calipari gets a $15,000.00 clothing allowance? What the @#$@? I wish my job would give me that kind of bonus...15,000.00?? Thats a lot of shoes and purses and cute capris and cute tops...oh sorry, back to basketball! It was a tough game to cheer for really, I enjoyed watching more JT Tiller..he's always amazing. This is the times when I wish I could pick and choose players for the perfect team. Ohhh to dream... :) AND did you see the shot by Denmon right before half time?

OH and boohooo Duke..hehe..I don't feel bad! It's actually AWESOME!!!! GO NOVA!!!!

Angry Eyes

Will someone please hand me my angry eyes? I’m angry today! I’m trying to work on month end, if anyone doesn’t know yet, it’s my busy…er scratch that..it’s my BUSIEST time of the month.

SO I have an idea…let’s go home and leave Kristi at work all alone…yeah all ALONE. I’m here covering the phones, the front door, all the work needed by the Attorneys, AND still trying to do month end! I would never do this to someone….NEVER! Maybe I’m a little too nice and maybe..just maybe I need to wear my angry eyes all the time. Hehe…but seriously..I just don’t get people. Do they really just have no clue what goes on around them? Or ARE they really that inconsiderate? If I didn’t need a job tomorrow morning, I’d throw my hands in the air and walk right out the door! I might even throw my radio over my shoulder and flip on some Nancy Sinatra, “these boots are made for walking”. That should teach em’, don’t ya think? The effect of that might not be so awesome……….honestly I’m not even wearing boots today! Ok, I know I COULD be working on “not getting behind”, but that would be way too convenient, besides I need to blog about my anger!

ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY!!!!

Kristi needs....

OH my funny!!!

Try this, it’s hilarious!! Type in “(your name here) needs” into Google and then post your results on your own blog, send me an email, or come visit me and tell me the results. Either way…Do it!

Here are MY needs……apparently…

1. Kristi needs some help video (alrighty)
2. Kristi needs Jerlita Supporters ( umm…I need what???)
3. Kristi needs a boyfriend (oh gee thanks!)
4. Kristi needs our help
5. Kristi needs help (what? Am I really that bad off?)
6. Kristi needs to find her house (exactly..the house I’m gonna buy)
7. Kristi needs prayer (sheesh.....)
8. Kristi needs to travel again (AMEN!)
9. Kristi needs the money (well who doesn’t?)
10. Kristi needs numbers (ok..not sure what I’ll do with them)
11. Kristi needs bread (well duh)
12. Kristi needs to turn up the AC because her hotness is about to burn the place down (haha..love it!)
13. Kristi needs this type of concrete feedback to grasp her own progress
14. Kristi needs to take a back seat this time (thats what you think)
15. Kristi needs patience

Ok…get ready for this last one..it’s a doozy!!!!

16. Kristi needs to be spanked for not finishing her homework (hahahaha..I’m still laughing!!!!)

So..if you haven't seen it yet...

Here is a video of our last home game, well technically the CBI (post season tournament)in which Adam Waddell....

Well...I was there at the game and let me tell you, my season tickets are just up from this VERY hoop. First of all...I had a heart attack when he stole the ball, then I had a heart attack knowing he was in the midst of an awesome dunk, and THEN I had a heart attack because I thought the guy MUST have broken his neck.....BUT NO..Adam Waddell jumps right up..and runs down ready to defend....WHAT THE @#$@??? AMAZING!!!!

Oh and he was even on the Today Show this morning!! ENJOY!

I AM ME

i am: silly
i think: overcast days are lame
i know: that God lives
i have: too many purses and shoes
i dislike: inconsiderate and selfish people
i miss: my bed
i fear: I say hell/damn too much
i feel: like laughing
i hear: Elvis, asking if I'm lonesome tonight
i smell: my lip gloss
i usually: spend the month of March watching basketball
i search: for shopping opportunities
i wonder: if I look like the female version of Mickey Rourke in the mornings
i regret: some stuff
i love: Disneyland
i care: about my family and friends
i always: brush my teeth
i worry: about too many things to mention here
i am not: eager to work today
i remember: when the grass was green…:)
i believe: in honesty
i dance: more often than people realize
i sing: along to every song I know
i don’t always: budget my time very wisely
i argue: when I’m right, which is always...hehe
i don’t like: skinny jeans
i write: a lot! I’m a doodler!
i win: pounce, when I’m not playing with Val
i lose: my patience every now and then
i wish: I was playing with Tyler
I sometimes: give a courtesy laugh when something isn’t funny
i never: like waking up in the morning
i listen: to any music that is good
i don't understand: people in general…there are some weird ones out there
i can usually be found: watching Alias as of late
i am scared: that I will never live in a mansion
i need: to work on self control
i forget: how many times I have come to work with no mascara on
i am happy: because I’m Kristi

Before He Sheets?!?

If you didn't know already, I love youtube! This little girl is SO cute and SO funny. Watch the whole thing, it's hilarious, but if you don't have the time, or you don't like things that are cute and funny...watch till :30 AT least!

AND maybe....next time he WILL think before he sheets!

All aboard the Sarcastic Train

sarcasm

One entry found.
Pronunciation:
\ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\

Function:
noun
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm
synonyms see WIT <---- I love it!!!

Designed to cut or give pain???? Are you kidding? No it’s not, sarcasm is funny…face it!

So the other day, I was talking to an individual, let’s call this person Wendy. I like Wendy, Wendy is a nice person, Wendy and I get along, Wendy and I share common interests, Wendy likes to talk, Wendy can be pretty dang funny, but sometimes…poor Wendy...she just doesn’t get it!!!!

Let’s take a quick step back in time, when my parents welcomed me into this world, they quickly slapped a pretty pink and red label “sarcastic for life, now laugh, it’s funny” on my back. I grasped that label and as soon as my little legs could carry me....I ran!

Back to Wendy, we’ve known each other for a while now, you would think that a girl could catch on to some simple sarcasm. Nope! Honestly, I think she’s trying to avoid the sarcasm train, she’s standing there saying “No, no, no, I refuse to get on that fun looking train where everyone is laughing and having a great time, I’d rather be standing here on the side and not laugh!” Every time the train comes around to her lonely depot, I yell “come on Wendy...it’s so fun!” Still she refuses. I’m not giving up, I will continue to say sarcastic things to her and hopefully one day, she won’t take me serious and try to explain why this is this and that is that…taking my funny and stomping it dead to the ground.

Wendy is living proof that people can live without brains..hahahaha!

Freshman Power!

There are certain things in this world that this girl really loves…..and up near the top of that list....MARCH MADNESS!!!!

*disclaimer* If basketball isn’t your thing….please feel free to take a month off from my world. It is not the responsibility of this girl or this blog if you get tired of basketball OR if you happen to miss something super cool and non-basketball that I post while you all take a month hiatus from reading my postings.

Ok, with that being said….TA-DA!!!!

He was recruited out of high school by Colorado, Minnesota, New Mexico, Ole Miss, Pepperdine, and Tennessee, he wears # 11, he comes in at 6’7”, weighing 210, averaging 30 minutes a game, a redshirt Freshman from Jamaica Queens, NY…the one…the only……MOUNTAIN WEST FRESHMAN OF THE YEAR!!!!!



AhhhhhFahhhhhhhhhhhhm Mooooooooojekey!!!!!!! (announcer style)



AFAM MUOJEKE!!!!!!!

It's so hard...to say goodbye...

Saturday marked the final home game for seniors Tyson Johnson, Sean Ogirri, and Brandon Ewing. I'm going to miss those guys!!!! From Sean Ogirri's never ending ability to drain the 3 to Brandon's signature spin around jump shot, and Tyson's rebounding powers....what a sad day for this girl... I sure had fun watching these guys. Win or Lose, these 3 made my night every SINGLE time they stepped on the floor. They brought so much to the team, to the University, and to the fans of the great State of Wyoming. Thank you guys!! We'll miss you!

Mario Saves the Princess....finally!

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!