Funny Friday

Need a home remedy? Or just a good laugh?

Follow these simple rules and apparently you'll be fine.

(Kids really do say the darndest things)

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead ."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

“For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

side note - picture of Elvis laughing, because well..it's Elvis week..DUH! :)