Wait a minute Mr. Postman...

I think the Postman made a mistake today................

He delivered a Summons, which states:

You have hereby been selected to appear before the Albany County District Court of the Second Judicial District of the State of Wyoming, to serve as a Juror for the 2009 Spring Term of the Court. The Spring term, which lasts six months, begins March 16, 2009 and runs through September 14, 2009. WHAT?????

This has to be a mistake.....I'm sorry....I don't wanna do my civil duty! Please Mr. Postman...take it back!!!!!!

Dear Honorable District Court Judge:

Thank you for inviting me to be a juror for the 2009 Spring Term, at this time I will have to decline this your generous invitation. Thanks for thinking of me and don't think of me again, please.

Love, Juror No. XXXX

P.S.

This better not interfere with my spring/summer traveling, I've got planned. Hmph!

Speed Datin-----errr…speed life.

Have you fallen off your chair yet? Yes, Kristi actually blogged! I know, I know it’s been about 80 years since I blogged and really how do you sum up 2 months worth of time in …..no time?

How about this?

1. I work lots!
2. I do all the accounting now…fulltime.
3. PLUS side - I have a new office with a new desk suite!
4. I’m still a legal assistant
5. I’m taxed…and I mean all taxed out!
6. I even did my own taxes already
7. I got a nice tax return…and it’s already in my account!
8. I’ve gone to every home Wyoming basketball game
9. I’m sad the Cowboys aren’t living up to their full potential
10. Win or Lose, they are still fun to watch
11. I’m training a new girl at work, she’s been the hardest to train so far
12. Wyoming has a new football coach and I’m sooo excited!
13. William and Janine make me laugh.
14. I finally finished season 4 of LOST
15. I love the treadmill
16. 24 is the best show ever, I’m not a fan of waiting to find out what happens next
17. I drove my trailblazer to work lots of times in January, due to the snow
18. I survived sub zero temperatures last month
19. I drove my little white car whenever the roads would allow
20. The SUPERBOWL was awesome this year!
21. Tyler beats me at Mario Kart
22. Mike told me I’m getting my Valentines present on Friday..hmmmm
23. I’m planning yet ANOTHER trip to CA.
24. I made my first fondant cake
25. I watched Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist
26. I slept lots
27. I got over a heinous cold
28. I rock even MORE at Guitar Hero on the Wii
29. I love Chuck Bass
30. I’m enrolled in a college course…WHAT??
31. #30 is really true
32. We’re planning a trip to Fort Collins to go to Rodizio Grill…good food!
33. I’ve got a nice tan
34. I bought a cute new top
35. I learned a new phrase “Oh yes, guy!”
36. and I’m bringing it back to mainstream conversation
37. I survived another Dentist trip…ZERO cavities, thank you!
38. I love the “bullet”
39. I love smoothies
40. I got 2 new coach purses
41. Speedracer on my DS is addicting
42. My boss told me I pretty much “walk on water”
43. I got my biggest Christmas bonus in December
44. I got a new red and black bike for Christmas
45. Mike gave me a way cool cd stereo, it’s Bluetooth capable AND plays my ipod.
46. I drank lots of Hot Chocolate in December and January and I’m drinking some now.
47. I love my camelbak water bottle
48. I love my xm radio in my car
49. I miss my friends in Utah
50. I’m going to DISNEYLAND!!!

Patt-er-rens

My little baby Tyler is getting so big....he's working on laptops now! ugh! Ok, I set him up with it and taught him how to use it, but STILL!!!

The other day I was showing him the "kids" section on the official Broncos site, he jumped right in... setting up his own "Denver Broncos" football field - players, cheerleaders, and mascots included. Quietly working away for 5 minutes or so, he pipes in and says "I put these 2 guys down like this, making a patt-er-ren." What? Since when does Tyler recognize patterns? While I love hearing all his new "smart-ness"and so forth......QUIT GROWING UP KID!!! :)

Ding Dong, Anyone?

My claim to fame is simple…I’m not clumsy, I’m not forgetful, I’m nice..dang-it, and I don’t have those so-called “Mondays”. BUT we all have to fall from our perfect mold sometimes, right?
I’m going to be the first to admit…..yesterday being Monday…I took full advantage and made it my so-called “Monday”.

1. I got to work late…LATE!!!! What is wrong with me?
2. I turned on my computer knowing that I needed to do something important……….but I couldn’t remember what it was! WHAT??
3. Matt came out and asked me if I had heard from his client…let’s call her “Suzy” (they had a hearing in 15 minutes) She’s always prompt and blah blah..no sign of her! Well then court time arrived and Matt told me he was going to the court house and if I heard from Suzy, then I should send her over to District Court. Two minutes later, the phone rings…it’s Matt, he says “Hey Kristi…the front door was still locked..and I found Suzy…outside waiting for me.” WHAT?? I looked at the time…now mind you…our offices open at 8am. Well on Monday, November 17, 2008, we opened at 8:45! WHAT was happening to me?
4. Before I went to work, I told myself, “Don’t forget to bring home your small Nalgene.” I got home at lunch…CRAP! I didn’t remember! So I told myself “ok…at 5…don’t forget to bring home your small Nalgene” Did I remember? NO! CRAP!
5. Rebekah asked me if I would leave a few minutes early for lunch, so that I could be back in time for her to leave for lunch right at 1:30 as she had a Dr. appointment. So I leave early…I’m strolling along enjoying lunch…CRAP! I forgot I left early!
6. I’m known around the office for my memory. Bill asked me if I had seen the…. let’s call this one…the “Peanut Butter and Jelly” file. I responded “No…not in a long time!” 5 minutes later…I realized it was on my desk…and I had put it there!!! WHAT???

So needless to say….yesterday…I was 100% ding dong!

My (I know it's late) Pumpkin 2008

I know I'm semi late in posting a picture of my pumpkin carving talents for this year, but ya gotta be late in something right? :)

I think he's cute, even though he's slightly evil.

Well everyone...enjoy Halloween one more time in 2008!

Camoflauge Nails

SURPRISE! I got my nails done again! I couldn’t decide between silver or white, but BAM! I got the best of both worlds.

They actually remind me of this snowy icy weather we are having…brrr….baby, it’s cold outside! Ok, how many people did I get to sing the old Ella Fitzgerald song? AND if you didn’t sing it then…are you singing it now? Go on…admit it!

My CSI Halloween

Who, who, who, who….whooooo are you? Ok, that’s my typed out attempt at singing the CSI Las Vegas theme song. Halloween…what a great holiday! I love love love it!!! William, Janine, and I are huge fans of CSI Las Vegas! It’s an addiction..and I don’t need a cure! One evening while watching another fabulous episode, William said “we should be CSI for Halloween” and Janine and I took off with that idea and here ya have it….the finished product. Our own CSI team! Don’t we look soo cool?? According to the lame judges, we weren’t worthy of winning the group costume contest, but we all knew different. Everybody there told us that we were “robbed” It’s true!

Now I know you all thought the Election was over, but there is one more issue on the ballot……

Which is cooler the same old same old “granny” (put on slippers, put your hair in rollers and wear a housecoat) costume or the awesome CSI costumes that we put together?? Yeah..the granny team beat us! I honestly didn’t even know they were a team…or a group…or whatever! LAME!

CSI RULES!