Friday, April 9, 2010

Don't ya hate it when?


True Story..... (haha)

The other day I stopped by the grocery store on my way home from work. I wanted to get in and get out as fast as possible. After racing through the store, I make it, with time to spare, to the check out. Hmm...the regular check out lines are extremely long - but hey it's 5pm, isn't everyone grabbing last minute groceries for dinner? So after surveying the scene, I opt to go through the self checkout line because I'm thinking...this HAS to be faster. Oh yay, looking good, it's now my turn. I start scanning......and I swear...every other item I try to scan it says “please wait for assistance” and while waiting each time for the “clerk” to swipe their stupid little card, enter their stupid little password, and blah blah blah…I glance over to the regular lines checkout lines… and I'm not kidding...EMPTY!! That guy that had the the overflowing cart, who was also behind 2 other people with nearly full carts...is walking out with his groceries all nicely bagged! ugh..don't ya hate it when that happens?

Ok, I realized...there are so many things that "I hate it when...."
So for your enjoyment, I've compiled a list of "Don't ya hate it when...."

-Don't ya hate it when you're in the check-out line and someone sneezes on you or coughs on you without covering their nose or mouth?

-Don’t ya hate it when someone walks out of the bathroom and you KNOW they didn’t wash their hands? Ewww..

-Don't ya hate it when you're trying to sleep and suddenly mother nature calls, why does she have to call at 3am?

-Don’t ya hate it when you're watching your must see TV show and the power goes out …and you miss the last 2 crucial minutes

-Don’t ya hate it when people start a story with “true story”

-Don’t ya hate it when people think it’s cool or hip or funny or something to use the word “jeeesss” instead of just saying “yes”

-Don’t ya hate it when you pull up to a 4 way stop and the idiots don’t know what “right of way” means?

-Don’t ya hate it when people say “anywho”

-Don't ya hate it when you wake up from the best dream and try as you may...you can't get back to dreamland to pick up where you left off?

-Don’t ya hate it when people still think it’s funny to say “not”

-Don’t ya hate it when you jump into the shower and someone without fail flushes the toilet and that burst of cold water makes you about crack your head open.

-Don't ya hate it when your "straight face" causes people to randomly ask you "are you okay?"

-Don’t ya hate when you are fully enjoying your Friday night and suddenly the wave of tired hits you and you swear up and down it’s 3 am…only to find out it’s 10:15

-Don’t ya hate when you see a cop and you immediately freak out …even though you know you’ve done nothing wrong?

-Don’t ya hate when you thought you had clean socks, but you don’t

-Don’t ya hate it when the “low fuel” light comes on and of course it’s raining/snowing

-Don’t ya hate it when you wake up and think “ok…today is Thursday…good thing tomorrow is Friday” and then you realize it’s only Tuesday

-Don’t ya hate it when you pull into a full parking lot and like a beacon of light you spot an open spot and when you get there, the idiot on the left took up 2 parking spots

-Don’t ya hate it when it’s Friday and you finally understand the meaning of “time standing still”

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

that dang itch....


Will someone please tell me why I get that dang "itch".....you know the itch...the itch to go on a trip! Now granted, I just got back from a lovely trip to California, but I want more. More more more!

Here's what I've considered....

Memphis, TN - Wouldn't a trip to Graceland and nothing, but Elvis be soo awesome?

Helena, MT - Fishing, the mountains, the relaxation....how can you go wrong?

New York City, NY - ohhhhh wow!!!! So much to say here...it's on my "before I die" list.... if not now.

Birmingham, AL - to visit Lacy Lu of course!!

Somewhere in Ohio - Sorry Sarah, I don't know the exact name of the city you live in.

Cruise, Cruise, Cruise - I'm talking Bahamas, baby. White sands, blue blue water.

Denver, CO - I know...this one is off the charts fun. Here's the ticker...it's cheap.

Salt Lake City, UT - I miss my gang, I really do!! I need a reunion!!

Or......the one that will probably win.....

Laramie, WY - OHHHHH aren't you all jealous now?

I do need a trip...so suggestions and invites...along with plane tickets are MORE than welcome.